Overheard In Detroit http://www.overheardindetroit.com Voices of Motor City Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:22:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en no more breeding please http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:22:18 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please Guy: Did you hear the news?
Girl: What news?
Guy: Kwamis got aids!
Girl: What?
Guy: Yeah, it was in the news yesterday. All about Kwame sex-texting his aids and shit!
Girl: Ohhh god… Promise me you won’t breed.
Guy: What? Ok. Why? …What?….fuck.

- Middlebelt

Heard by: Bob

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please/feed bass ackwards http://www.overheardindetroit.com/bass-ackwards http://www.overheardindetroit.com/bass-ackwards#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:16:26 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/bass-ackwards Dad: Son, you need to read this book!

Thuggish Son: Man this book is called “Ass Backwards“… I heard that book ain’t no joke.

Dad: Read it or imma back yo ass into the lake!

- Off of 8 Mile Rd.

Heard by: Choppa

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-Grand Blanc

Overheard by: Can I Have Pie for Dinner?

(Thanks for your submission, keep ‘em coming everyone!)

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- The Avenue (plus-sized clothing store)

Heard by: That’s gotta hurt

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-goggles-do-nothing/feed do you want a cookie? http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie#comments Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:08:50 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie Sloppy fat guy on cell phone at internet conference: Hey, I’m glad you called! I’m just about to drive back to Chicago in the 2008 Shelby Mustang that I rented.

-Grand Rapids

Overheard by: Not Impressed

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie/feed because of people like you http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up#comments Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:22:01 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up stupid mother !@#$%

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up/feed the assman cometh http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh#comments Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:58:52 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh Guy: I’ll stick my dick in yer ass! Because thats the kind of man I am!

-Lincoln Park

Overheard by: Holly

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh/feed ladies man in the making http://www.overheardindetroit.com/ladies-man-in-the-making http://www.overheardindetroit.com/ladies-man-in-the-making#comments Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:49:51 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/ladies-man-in-the-making Man: Where’s your mother? Go find your mother. There she is, go to her.
Toddler: HEY BABY, BABY! Hey Baby! HEY! YO BABY!
Embarrassed mother: Ummm ok, It’s time for us to go… (Bolts for door)

–Ford Road Target, Canton

Overheard by: Envious of the kid’s mad skills with the ladies

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Girl: Babies don’t have teeth.
Punk: See? That’s because they wouldn’t shut the fuck up.

–Emagine Movie Theater

Overheard by: Bob

]]> http://www.overheardindetroit.com/kick-the-baby/feed Welcome http://www.overheardindetroit.com/welcome http://www.overheardindetroit.com/welcome#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:15:19 +0000 admin http://www.overheardindetroit.com/welcome Welcome to Overheard in Detroit! Please feel free to use the form on the right to submit your eavesdroppings. Lets get this thing filled up!

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