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	<title>Overheard In Detroit</title>
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	<description>Voices of Motor City</description>
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		<title>mean people suck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Girl: Why would you do that?
Boy: (no response)
Girl: Because you&#8217;re a  mean person&#8230;This is why you don&#8217;t have any Facebook friends!
- University of Michigan UGLi
Heard by: Brigitte
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/mean-people-suck</link>
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		<title>no more breeding please</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy: Did you hear the news?
Girl: What news?
Guy: Kwamis got  aids!
Girl: What?
Guy: Yeah, it was in the news yesterday. All about Kwame  sex-texting his aids and shit!
Girl: Ohhh god&#8230; Promise me you won&#8217;t  breed.
Guy: What? Ok. Why? &#8230;What?&#8230;.fuck.
- Middlebelt
Heard by: Bob
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please</link>
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		<title>bass ackwards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dad: Son, you need to read this book!
Thuggish Son: Man this book is called &#8220;Ass Backwards&#8220;&#8230; I heard that book ain&#8217;t no joke.
Dad: Read it or imma back yo ass into the lake!
- Off of 8 Mile Rd.
Heard by: Choppa
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/bass-ackwards</link>
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		<title>humble pie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Student: &#8220;I make a mean pie. And by mean, I mean it tastes terrible.&#8221;
-Grand Blanc
Overheard by: Can I Have Pie for Dinner?
(Thanks for your submission, keep &#8216;em coming everyone!)
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/humble-pie</link>
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		<title>the goggles do nothing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Woman: &#8220;Do you have those thong girdles?&#8221;
- The Avenue (plus-sized clothing store)
Heard by: That&#8217;s gotta hurt
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-goggles-do-nothing</link>
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		<title>do you want a cookie?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sloppy fat guy on cell phone at internet conference: Hey, I&#8217;m glad you called!  I&#8217;m just about to drive back to Chicago in the 2008 Shelby Mustang that I  rented.
-Grand Rapids
Overheard by: Not Impressed
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie</link>
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		<title>because of people like you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up</link>
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		<title>the assman cometh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy: I&#8217;ll stick my dick in yer ass!  Because thats the kind of man I am!
-Lincoln Park
Overheard by: Holly
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh</link>
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		<title>ladies man in the making</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man: Where&#8217;s your mother? Go find your mother. There she is, go to her.
Toddler: HEY BABY, BABY! Hey Baby! HEY! YO BABY!
Embarrassed mother: Ummm ok, It&#8217;s time for us to go&#8230; (Bolts for door)
&#8211;Ford Road Target, Canton
Overheard by: Envious of the kid&#8217;s mad skills with the ladies
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		<link>http://www.overheardindetroit.com/ladies-man-in-the-making</link>
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		<title>kick the baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Punk Kid: Come on lady, shut your kid up! Makes me want to kick all the teeth out of her baby&#8217;s face!
Girl: Babies don&#8217;t have teeth.
Punk: See? That&#8217;s because they wouldn&#8217;t shut the fuck up.
&#8211;Emagine Movie Theater
Overheard by: Bob
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