http://www.overheardindetroit.com Voices of Motor City Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:22:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Guy: Did you hear the news? Girl: What news? Guy: Kwamis got aids! Girl: What? Guy: Yeah, it was in the news yesterday. All about Kwame sex-texting his aids and shit! Girl: Ohhh god... Promise me you won't breed. Guy: What? Ok. Why? ...What?....fuck. - Middlebelt Heard by: Bob http://www.overheardindetroit.com/no-more-breeding-please Dad: Son, you need to read this book! Thuggish Son: Man this book is called "Ass Backwards"... I heard that book ain't no joke. Dad: Read it or imma back yo ass into the lake! - Off of 8 Mile Rd. Heard by: Choppa http://www.overheardindetroit.com/bass-ackwards Student: "I make a mean pie. And by mean, I mean it tastes terrible." -Grand Blanc Overheard by: Can I Have Pie for Dinner? (Thanks for your submission, keep 'em coming everyone!) http://www.overheardindetroit.com/humble-pie Woman: "Do you have those thong girdles?" - The Avenue (plus-sized clothing store) Heard by: That's gotta hurt http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-goggles-do-nothing Sloppy fat guy on cell phone at internet conference: Hey, I'm glad you called! I'm just about to drive back to Chicago in the 2008 Shelby Mustang that I rented. -Grand Rapids Overheard by: Not Impressed http://www.overheardindetroit.com/do-you-want-a-cookie http://www.overheardindetroit.com/so-thats-why-detroit-looks-so-fucked-up Guy: I'll stick my dick in yer ass! Because thats the kind of man I am! -Lincoln Park Overheard by: Holly http://www.overheardindetroit.com/the-assman-cometh Man: Where's your mother? Go find your mother. There she is, go to her. Toddler: HEY BABY, BABY! Hey Baby! HEY! YO BABY! Embarrassed mother: Ummm ok, It's time for us to go... (Bolts for door) --Ford Road Target, Canton Overheard by: Envious of the kid's mad skills with the ladies http://www.overheardindetroit.com/ladies-man-in-the-making Punk Kid: Come on lady, shut your kid up! Makes me want to kick all the teeth out of her baby's face! Girl: Babies don't have teeth. Punk: See? That's because they wouldn't shut the fuck up. --Emagine Movie Theater Overheard by: Bob http://www.overheardindetroit.com/kick-the-baby Welcome to Overheard in Detroit! Please feel free to use the form on the right to submit your eavesdroppings. Lets get this thing filled up! http://www.overheardindetroit.com/welcome